The Godpaper

It's a ritual. Every morning I do the essentials and open then open the door to find a paper that's delicately wrapped, protected from the elements.

I was walking around today and saw dis poster of "The Godfather" and I thought, what other thing do I know of starts with "duh." Then it hit me...."The Bulletin." Put the two and one together and you've got "The GodPaper!"

This is to all the members of the family who make sure that my paper is delicately wrapped, protected from the elements.