River Boozer

A friend reminded me about a new term coined by The Bulletin, "River Boozers," people who float down the deschutes river at Mirror Pond, downing a flask of rum or chuggin a beer. But...who are these strange creatures? I have a couple theories: Remember those old Rainer beer commercials with herds of roaming beer bottles that nobody could catch. Is that what a River Boozer is, but on a raft?

Or, are they people from AA who are searching for their inner-tube?

I'm also going to start posting podcasts that I record during my dog's poop/walk.